About me
A daydreaming, nerdy, clumsy, lame joke/pun making, musical girl with her head in the clouds and a severe case of wanderlust. ~Australia~


Quote
If you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. If you're not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing? - Ted Mosby, HIMYM


roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate


4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)


jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for


slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

(Source: clannyphantom)


foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts


Anonymous : Tf is panadol

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

panadol….paracetamol…….ibuprofen……bye bye headache….pain go away….cya aches….

I’ve just been informed that panadol is called Tylenol in the states