About me
A daydreaming, nerdy, clumsy, lame joke/pun making, musical girl with her head in the clouds and a severe case of wanderlust. ~Australia~


Quote
If you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. If you're not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing? - Ted Mosby, HIMYM


ejaculot:

when your taking an exam and the teacher is behind you looking at your answers

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates)